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| I no i told most of you I would be updating more often,but I can only update when i'm on the computer and i haven't been on much recently.So i thought id just tell you that.I should have a more full post by saturday. | | |
| Hello my PeePs!!! Heres the lowdown on my happenings. I got to tour the church we might be moving into its Amazing,i won an xbox360 in a contest,I watched dillen branch get duck taped to a light post AND.......IM READING WON OF THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER.see above for book info.Well i have a Devourer to crush so i'm gunna go,But befor i go you should see this.
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
for photos of dillin tied to a light see jh room | | |
| the last couple of weeks have been filled with pain=( my sisters vollyball game at first friends a lady died.at my house the next day my neighbor was carted off in an ambulence and one of the guys at bassketball had a family member go in a coma.its been pretty bad.but on to better news.im tessting for my first stripe red belt in teikuando in i think a week,and thats pretty sweet.now i only need 2 more and i get black!!.I also beat fate today!!!that games amazing.If you dont have it buy it.Chances are youl like it.EVERY one of the shmuckers play it,and i no what your thinking they cant all be playin it but im Dead serious man DEAD SERIOUS.
Peace out Home Slice.
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| we had church today.yeah!!!we were almost late though.First it rained then it all froze so i couldn't take my bike.(It was also broken)but we made it.After church we had a mexico meeting it was fun.Mike Brown showed us this sweet game so that we could remember everyones name.You pick a word that rimes with you then you say your name me the 6ft 1 kid was tiny tim.then there were people like vicous van law,tubular teapot and dangerous danny.afterwards we went to the conners for ilishas birthday party.aka matthews girlfriend she turns 4 on wensday.(there so cute).O almost forgot i healped the holben people move yesterday.It took 7hours,but it was fun.they fed us pizza witch is good cuse 1/2 of us would have quit if they dident.so aaa ya thats about it.
see ya
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| WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which are a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of "cross"?
DONALD RUMSFELD:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
PARIS HILTON:
The chicken is hot.
LITTLE RICHARD:
Chicken! Fried Chicken! Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \... (reboot).
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken
MORPHEUS:
The road is an illusion of the Matrix...but if you see the chicken cross it twice, something has changed in the Matrix!
CIA OFFICER:
Mr. Chairman. It crossed the road and that is all I can say on the matter in an open forum.
ATTORNEY:
Your honor, I'm here to represent the chicken, and there is no proof, your honor, that my client ever crossed the road. We categorically deny this heinous accusation and challenge here today the district attorney to present even one shred of material evidence.
INFORMATION SYSTEMS SECURITY OFFICER (ISSO):
We cannot grant the "Chicken crossing the road" system authority to operate (ATO) unless and until we have put in place the appropriate physical and environmental controls (e.g., a cross walk and a traffic light) to ensure that the system can be operated in a safe and secure manner. Also the boundaries of the system need to be clearly delineated to include the chicken, the road and a predetermined space on either side of the road, unless the road itself IS the boundary, in which case the system will need an Interconnection Service Agreement (ISA) with the "other side of the road" system in order to allow the chicken to cross. I also recommend that the chicken be encrypted before crossing if the road itself is not part of either the "Chicken crossing the road" system or the "other side of the road" system and is therefore outside the boundaries of the two protected systems (i.e., is publicly accessible.) A full risk assessment will also need to be conducted before certification and accreditation (C&A) can occur and the chicken will definitely have to accept any residual risk associated with the system as accredited. | | |
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